If you know me, you’ll know I generally do a good job of expressing myself, but when it comes to summing up this day no matter how hard I try I end up sounding like a five-year-old who's been hammering the sweetie table. So, brace yourself….

Jen and Jez got married in a garden there was a giant palm house made up of thousands of pieces of glass and then there were confetti canons and then we got to ride on a train and then we went to Sidmouth beach on a tractor and then we went into a big tent in a field and there was a giant inflatable bar and a giant samba band and we had a big bonfire and massive fireworks and then everyone danced like they were crazy people and the drank a lot of tequila and wore ties on their head. And. Breathe.

Jen warned me about this dancefloor, she said it would be big, but I had no idea just HOW BIG. Dancefloor goals!

Venue: Bicton Park
DJ: Awesome Wells
Bar: The Barchitects